Hostal Review

REVIEW: EL MIRADOR

*=1 star for good night's sleep

NOT RECOMMENDED. 

owner is a big cat lady lover liar. She will try to coax you into her satin layer while you are most vulnerable (tired and hungry). If you happen not to have exact change she will say she will give it to you tomorrow but you must remind her. 

SPECIAL NOTE: no toilet paper in toilet!! breakfast=una sorprea (see dictionary). another one of her ways.. LIAR! BREAD and YOGURT! SORPRESA.  

Also she will tell you it is located in the center of town. FALSE. VERY FAR *MUY LEJOS*. 

We also collected a few words that we have put into our dictionary. See Below!

DICTIONARY-IO

-Minx it= be feirce/feline

(we have a photo of this, but i must get it from natalie)

-thrower up/thumb it= GO FOR IT/ DO IT/ GETTER DONE!

-una sorpresa=realllll bad. most likely overpriced and not worth it.

-stamp that shit=cross borders, or do something new and exciting.